What a Trip...
Edith is knocking. She's come earlier than expected. No time to fingerpaint with my little girl this morning. "Love you Brooke, Mommy's going to have a FAB time in Vegas! This is a big day for me. It's time to show her off!" Brooke stomps away in her diaper as she twirls her blonde locks.
I open the door and get a tingly feeling all over. Wow, she's gorgeous. Edith is glowing. I grab her and hope she loves the flowing Chloe dress I'm wearing. Funny thing, we're matching perfectly.
We hop into the limo and our jet meets us promptly at the airport. I can't help but complement Edith on her shape and deep tan. I start to go on and on about celebrities, like I do at PopSugar everyday. She's a Chloe, so they all know her and stare at her with envy.
We've finally landed in SinCity and I am riddled with excitement. Edith is about to introduce me to Courtney Cox and David Arquette! "Edith?" Where is she?
I turn around, see my daughter smiling in the backseat covered with paint and Edith in her lap. "Brooke!!! How? EDITH! I promise the paints are washable."
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